The Surrealist Goes To The Store.

A hilarious short piece of prose over at McSweeny's to get you in a surrealist state of mind, should you want such a thing.

The buildings turned into ice cream, which soon melted under the heat of the deep-blue sun, which was now resting 74 feet from the surface of the Earth. The townspeople were very disappointed as they watched their houses and places of business melt into ice-cream soup. They yelled in anger at Jimmy. Some of them melted, while others turned into various 15th-century English noblemen.

Ah, surrealism!